Mr. Fugly
An ordinary joe who is easily impressionable. Possesses average-to-below-average intelligence, is easily gullible, can be absent-minded, and may or may not actually be fugly. Usually works either a blue-collar job or a low-paying white-collar job, drives an inexpensive car, and lives in suburbia in a house that looks pretty much identical to the ones next to it.
On my way to work I almost crashed into some Mr. Fugly who was driving the wrong way down a one-way street.
The last time I went to Target, this one Mr. Fugly tried selling me a flat-screen TV. I'd only gone to get Shampoo, so I didn't want to waste my time listening to him blabber on and on about something that I wasn't going to buy.
The last time I went to Target, this one Mr. Fugly tried selling me a flat-screen TV. I'd only gone to get Shampoo, so I didn't want to waste my time listening to him blabber on and on about something that I wasn't going to buy.