Mr. Gott
The most epic (zombie apocalypse expert) former teacher ever. With his Mr. Tumnus - like beard and his stories, Mr. Gott never failed to make anybody laugh in his (zombie apocalypse weapon hub) classroom.
Zombies: AAAAAAAH... Brains
Mr. Gott: AAAAAAH... I kill you now, you undead flesh addicts
Mr. Gott: AAAAAAH... I kill you now, you undead flesh addicts