Mr Kennedy
Professional wrestler known as Ken Kennedy. Real name Ken Anderson.
The old-school microphone is lowered from the ceiling in a spotlight being placed on Mr Kennedy. He proceeds to say:"This next contest is scheduled for one fall! with a twen-ty min-ute time li-mit. I weigh in tonight at an astonishing 242 pounds (If need be he will, in a louder tone, acknowledge that he has gained or lost a pound). I hail from Green Bay, Wisconsiiiin! Mmmmmisteeeeeeeerrrr Kennedyyyyyyy...! (dramatic pause while climbing to the middle rope in the bottom left hand corner of the ring and raises both hands before pulling the mic to his face) KEN-NE-DYYYY!...."