Mr. Keys
The iconic keys are what you hear when the guy with the freshest trim walks around. You hear the keys, you know it's him. Everyone's gangster until "Mr. Keys" comes around.
Me: *has normal conversation with others*
Keys: *makes sound*
Everyone: *stops everything and looks for Mr. Keys*
Mr. Keys: *walks past*
Everyone: *mesmerized* "We are not worthy." *bows down*
Keys: *makes sound*
Everyone: *stops everything and looks for Mr. Keys*
Mr. Keys: *walks past*
Everyone: *mesmerized* "We are not worthy." *bows down*
Mr Key
Usually a very good looking young teacher, the kind that all of their students want to date. Often very smart and doesn’t like to be wrong. He is very laid back and chill and doesn’t really care what his students do.
Girl 1: whose you teacher
Girl 2: Mr Key
Girl 3: he’s the best you’re so lucky I want him to be my future husband!!
Girl 2: Mr Key
Girl 3: he’s the best you’re so lucky I want him to be my future husband!!
Mr. Spare Key
A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.
Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?
Wife: What are you talking about?
Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key
Wife: What are you talking about?
Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key
Mr. Ten A Key
Sick song by rapper Young Buck. Roll down your fucking window and BANG IT.
"Young Buck, Mr. Ten A Key,
Straight up out the projects, everybody know mayyy!"
Straight up out the projects, everybody know mayyy!"