axe handles wide
When a girls ass is so wide the only way to measure it is with axe handles
That girls ass has got to be 3 axe handles wide.
3 Axe Handles Wide
Term that refers to a person with a big ass. 3 axe handles wide is measured to an axe that is turned horizontal, and timed by 3, which creates the notion of a wide ass.
Person A: Look at the size of that man!
Person B: I know, dude's ass has to be 3 Axe Handles Wide!
Person B: I know, dude's ass has to be 3 Axe Handles Wide!
three ax handles wide
A description of an exceptionaly wide ass. Logs were at one time cut in 100 in. "sticks". the length of three ax handles end to end.
Her ass is three ax handles wide.