Mr. Lyons

Gag (joke) used on social / news comment sites where someone gives the name "Mr. Lyons" and local zoo phone number to fool other people into thinking an actual name and number for contacting has been posted for a confrontation. Used by DarthRandall on TBO.com, USA Today, and the Washington Post when provoked by angry or rude commenters who disagree with him.

Mr Lyons, or sometimes referred to as Mr Mustache, Albatross or 口ひげ様「kuchi hige sama」, is a teacher at Rossmoyne senior high school. He is most characterized by his mustache, suit (or formal shirt depending on the day ), belt and work pants. He is other times seen wearing a scarf, sometimes a jacket and sometimes sunglasses. He often wears watches and brown shoes everyday, though his shirt color varies everyday and can go from dark red to white with blue dots.

Mr Lyons teaches high school Science, both juniors and seniors. Mr Lyons has a wife and son who he is very proud of. He is one of or even the most patient teachers at the school as he never shouts at the class even if the class won't keep quiet. Mr Lyons is also one of the most kind hearted people in the world and is the type of person we need more of. He cares about his students, friends, family and everyone he knows.