mr monkey
a large pink fluffy monkey bummed by a young holly wally waffle
Holly Wally Waffle:(screaming)Mr Monkey i love you i dont want to leave you
Mr Monkey Pants
A complete and utter cock who won't take no for an answer.
"He wasn't a shit awful boyfriend, or even a stalker, he was like mr monkey pants!"
Mr monkey
To down a drink, especially pint, very quickly
He’s only gone and mr monkeyed it.