mr newell
Typically a nice guy to crack a cold one with on a nice Friday night. Speaks fluent Spanish, English, and Portuguese. Always late to the good memes. Party animal in college. Type to remind the teacher about the homework. Also ¿Donde está la leche?
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Mr. Newell
A Tank. A complete Unit of a man. When Mr. Newell steps into the gym, everyone stops what they are doing to ask if they can work out with him. Strangely serious but fun to be around at the same time.
“Yo, is that Mr. Newell?!”