Mr.Picket
Mr Picket is the only person who works at UMA who genuinly gives a fuck about the students. His room is a safe space and it is the only good time you have to get homework done. He asks how your doing and gives you advice on how to fix your life. He has done almost everything a human can do and is a walking google.
Mr.Picket is such a pimp, he cant stop pulling bitches.