Mr. Quattlebaum
He's a wave-surfing-science teaching- carpenter who lets us do whatever for our science projects. His nick-name is Dairy Queen. (No, he is NOT gay.)
"DUDE, Who's that semi-bald man dancing on that desk?"
"DUDE, That's soooo Mr. Quattlebaum."
"DUDE, That's soooo Mr. Quattlebaum."