Mr. Rodgers' Day Off
The act of sneaking into your neighbor's house while they are not home and taking a shit in the most humorous place one can conceive.
Bob: Hey Mike, I just saw your neighbor leave. You should go over there and have a Mr. Rodgers' Day Off.
Mike: Hell yeah! I think I'll go for the fridge this time!
Mike: Hell yeah! I think I'll go for the fridge this time!