Mrs. Butterworthlessness

Mrs. Butterworthlessness is the dankest of maple syrups. She was born in Berlin, Germany, and joined the Nazis in 1940 or whenever that stuff happened. Anyway, it was pretty neato and her entire famiry died, leaving her with nothing but her delicious syrup. She was forced to eat herself and when she was found under a bridge drinking her own leg, the police were pretty concerned. Since then, she has regained possession of all her limbs and lives happily in Memesville, making more syrup and selling it to innocent kids who end up disappearing a few days later for some reason.