Axiabely
A beautiful intelligent girl with high chances of being successful but has a mouth like a truck driver and the organization skills of a hamster. Don't get on her bad side because she's likely to kill you with her sarcasm. But she'll have great smile while plotting your death.
Sample:
Girl: Hey Axiabely, you smell a bit like pot.
Axiabely: well you smell like you can't keep a man.
Girl: Hey Axiabely, you smell a bit like pot.
Axiabely: well you smell like you can't keep a man.