Mrs. Lackey
Mrs. Lackey - A fat cow in the shape of a Upside-down mushroom, or a sailboat. She also has a bunch of other names like Solar Eclipse and Thunder Clap.
Person 1: Wow, that bitch is HUGE!
Person 2: Yea, That's my English teacher, Mrs. Lackey.
Person 2: Yea, That's my English teacher, Mrs. Lackey.