mr payne
a right nonce who thinks he knows everything, commonly found with a London accent. a Mr Payne doesn't often joke but if he does it's cancerous. WARNING - Will shout of you share a ruler
classmate: hey, you got a ruler?
Mr Payne: THIS IS PATHETIC!!!
Mr Payne: THIS IS PATHETIC!!!
Mr Payne
A nonce that slowly but surely attacks you from behind while your doing some work. Very nice person tho
The mr Payne slowly creeps towards Thomas the dank in the engine at full speed.
Mrs Payne
Mrs Payne is a characteristic and a mental disability. It is when one reminisces about the past whilst swindling the words to make themselves seem better. They also have an incredibly northen accent.
'Back in my day I funked me neighbours dog'
'Back I my day I used to exploit me daughter'
She's a Mrs Payne Jack said.
'Back I my day I used to exploit me daughter'
She's a Mrs Payne Jack said.