Ms.Brenegan
Someone with the body frame of a walking stick and the intelligence of of a deep friend sheep scrotum, this creature show the extreme laziness of a 450 pound stay-at-home dad who plays candy crush and plants vs zombies all day while scrolling through Facebook. Don't be fooled, she doesn't give a shit if you pass or not, as long as your quiet and don't annoy her majesty. She looks like the evil lady from 100 dalmatians and has the same leather jacket, but don't get fooled, shes way too lazy to waste her time trying to steal dogs. Good qualities: N/A
Wow, that hoe just ate all my fries but is still 97% back, what a Ms.Brenegan.