Mt.SAC
Short for Mt. San Antonio College. A pretty good community college, except it has awful counselors most of the time (not always, mind you) who don't care about you or think you are dumb.
Student: So do you think I can get into UCLA through transfer?
Counselor: You go to Mt.SAC. You are too dumb to go anywhere.
Counselor: You go to Mt.SAC. You are too dumb to go anywhere.