Muckspreader
A term used for a larger than normal pair of buttocks
Omg check out the size of that muckspreader !
Muckspreads
The act of a hippopotamus shiting while waving its tail in a back in forth manner making the shit seem as if its been put into a fan
I'd rather place my face against a hippopotamuses butt while it muckspreads.
Muckspread
When an animal is taking a poop as its tail presses against its anus, making the poop shredded up as it drips out.
The Hippo muckspread as it was yawning.