mucular war
A war involving mucous, in which one or more people who are getting a cold come to work anyways and infect a large portion of the staff through the usually careless spread of mucous (ie: sneezing, coughing, wiping your nose with your hands and then touching shit that other people have to touch). War ensues when one of the affected parties returns the favor at some other time.
If Eddie McBeddie thinks he's that important to come to work and spread his freaking cold germs, then I'm afraid I have no other alternative than to chastise him severely and declare mucular war.