Mudcrab

Australian colloquial slang term Part dance-move, part seduction technique, the mudcrab involves the protagonist sidling up to unsuspecting members of the opposite sex (optional) on the dance floor, and without wasting time formally introducing themselves or initiating a civilised conversation, proceeds to bump and/or grind against them. This is generally to the dismay of the victim, unless performed during the optimal period for the manouevre, between the hours of 1 and 3am.

An excessively fake-tanned male with a larger upper body, ill-proportioned to his skinny crab legs. Often caught at the Normanby, Brisbane but native to Surfers Paradise, Gold Coast.

The terminology used at high school to be a fully qualified gay cunt. He is that one cunt that sucks up to everyone’s asshole trying to please others to please himself

He generally likes to give boys rimmeys for free and attends smarty parties with men

The act of motorboating, except performed on a generously proportioned booty instead of the usual breasts.

1) Noun; someone that struggles/fails at life, someone that can't do anything well.

2) Adjective; describing the poor efforts of an action.

a derogatory term used to describe southeast asians

A pedophile that lurks in the deepest nether regions of mud puddles. He also very much enjoys to give the good succ to little children still on the clock. Faps to large amounts of loli porn. We love him though because we lack real friends.