mud dick
When you fuck a chick in the ass then pull out your dick and find its got shit on it.
"Yeah I fucked that chick in the ass then she sucked my mud dick."
Mud Dick
The opposite of a coal burner, when’s white guy fucks a black girl or a Hispanic girl.
“Dude, Johnny is such a mud dick”
montana mud dick
While having anal sex, when the woman proceeds to shit on your dick but you still cum from the warm poop anyway.
Oh man, my wife almost ruined sex last night, but I pulled off the Montana Mud Dick.
dick mud
1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt
2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm
3: something that's chickenshit, bullshit, tit dirt, and or a pain in the ass
2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm
3: something that's chickenshit, bullshit, tit dirt, and or a pain in the ass
1: Dude1 - I titty fucked some slut last night.
Dude2 - You got dick mud now?
Dude1 - Yup.
2: PrivateDoinPushups - Its startin to rain.
DrillSergeant - Pretty hard, too, time to turn that tit
dirt into dick mud.
3: Dude, this Natty's skunked. Fuckin dick mud.
Dude2 - You got dick mud now?
Dude1 - Yup.
2: PrivateDoinPushups - Its startin to rain.
DrillSergeant - Pretty hard, too, time to turn that tit
dirt into dick mud.
3: Dude, this Natty's skunked. Fuckin dick mud.
Mud dick
When a female(or male) is sucking a dick with a fat hog of a dip in their mouth. Thus creating a “mud dick”
Hey bro I heard u got mud dick from ur girl