muddicus
A part of the leg that is easily injured when one wants sympathy and attention. Typically becomes a problem into your senior years.
Jim: "Why are you limping like a grandpa? We are in the middle of a Nerf War!!""
Rich: "You hurt my muddicus and I need to rest it!! (as he dramatically limps into the distance)
Rich: "You hurt my muddicus and I need to rest it!! (as he dramatically limps into the distance)