mud dragon
A long piece of shit, popularized by South Park.
Someone just walked up to the urinal, pulled down their pants, and laid a big mud dragon, m'kay?
Mud dragon
I really long turd
I just laid a mud dragon in your bathroom
Mexican Mud Dragon
When you make a girl eat lots off Mexican food and proceeds to Hershey squirt on your face. You then 1-2 Mayweather her ass in a fiery rage hence making you look like a Mexican Mud Dragon
My girl shat on my back so i beat her ass like a Mexican mud dragon
Summoning the mud dragon
Colloquial term for taking a dump.
I really have to pop, so I will be summoning the mud dragon.
Middle Earth Mud Dragon
When you defecate in and around your lovers mouth and he/she/it performs a bloodcurling scream and exhales fecal matter. Much like a dragon, without the feces. Most commonly used in Lord of the Rings. Most notable occurence is when Gandalf performed this on Legolas during the Battle of Gondor.
Late one night after Alec got done supervising his church youth group, he came home to see his Homosexual lover Remi engaged in an affair with Eric. A couple days later, Alec told Remi to come into the room. When Remi came into the room, Alec suprised him by shitting all over his mouth and down his throat. Enraged by this, Remi let out a huge roar expelling poo from his mouth.
After witnessing this act of revenge, Lily Twodicks proclaimed "eeeeeewwwww why did you just give him a Middle Earth Mud Dragon?"
After witnessing this act of revenge, Lily Twodicks proclaimed "eeeeeewwwww why did you just give him a Middle Earth Mud Dragon?"