muddy boot
The darkened skin area around the vagina which leaves one with the impression that a muddy boot had recently trod upon it. Often called a muddy bootprint
When Tatiana fell on her ass, the muddy boot was peering out the sides of her thong. The image stalked Jonah's thoughts like an angry lumberjack.
Muddy boots
When you shit on your feet and then give your partner a foot job
Last night Jessica gave me her muddy boots
the muddy boot
The sexual act when the male usues a booted foot to fist a womans anus as opposed to his hand. After he removes his foot from her, he has a muddy boot!
"oh man! Last night was amazing, I gave this random bitch a muddy boot for like and hour!"
Muddy Boots
What a gut-stick occasionally resembles after using the back door, due to the horrifying debris deposited upon it. Boots worn in the pouring rain, such as those sported by John Terry when he's slicing penalties wide and bawling his eyes out, tend to become caked in mud. So do men's members when they've been upto the apricots in shit.
Upon withdrawal his triumphant smirk faded in a heart-beat, realising as he did that his giggling stick was spattered with more filth than a pair of muddy boots.