muddy driveway
the visible result of a failure to cleanse one's anus after dropping a deuce or as the result of a shart; most notably on the undergarments, if applicable.
Don't play a game of poop or fart, because you might end up with a muddy driveway.
Stuck in a muddy driveway
Anal sex without adequate lube, causing withdrawal angst.
I got stuck in a muddy driveway.
Similar to muddy dirt road but with problems.
Not to be confused with trying to flee a threesome in a Porsche.
Similar to muddy dirt road but with problems.
Not to be confused with trying to flee a threesome in a Porsche.