Muddy Unicorn
When someone is getting pegged with a unicorn horn strap-on and the pegee sharts on the ‘corn horn.
The other night after a sweaty bluegrass jam me & Billy was at the creek & the pegging game was STRONG till that brisket game me the sharts. What started as an erotic hook-up ended as a muddy unicorn .
Muddy Unicorn
Fixing a strap-on dildo to your forehead, inserting it into a vagina and proceeding to tongue said females butt.
"I couldn't get it up, so I just put a strap-on on my head and gave her the muddy unicorn."