Mud Mohawk
The act of not wiping your ass letting the shit stains go on your white underwear then placing them on your head.
When in need of a bald cap the man took his whites and placed them on his head not knowing of the mud mohawk he had.
mississippi mud mohawk
when you squeeze out a turd in a line on a girls head like a mohawk
i was giving shari a tea bag and decided to give her a mississippi mud mohawk asswell.
Gonzo mud mohawk
When a man takes a dump on a girls head in the shape of gonzo's nose.
Dude, i totally thaught that chick i hooked up with was ugly so i gonzo mud mohawked her then bolted out of there.