Mud Monster
when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.
“may we all be mud monsters.”
“may we all be mud monsters.”
“Man that was such a mud monster moment”
Mud Monster
Having so much fun all the time you wouldn't even know you were covered in shit.
I was such a mud monster at Jessica's party last night.
Mud Monster
The Mud Monster (Modderus Monsterum Atroxius) is a Predatory Creature that lives in water,
It is made out of mud and can weigh from 300 to 780 kg.
Mud Monsters remain submerged day and night until small children come close to the water, in wich case the large monster will come out of the water and suck the children into it's large round mouth.
(often used by parents to scare their children away from water.)
It is made out of mud and can weigh from 300 to 780 kg.
Mud Monsters remain submerged day and night until small children come close to the water, in wich case the large monster will come out of the water and suck the children into it's large round mouth.
(often used by parents to scare their children away from water.)
the 9th of June, 1831.
Today I heard wonderfull stories about large beasts made out of a brownish mud who ate children.
I was curious to the extreme and thus I confiscated a child form the locals. We brought the child to the water and ...
By Elizabeth's hairy balls, A Mud Monster came out of the water! The child was sucked into the thing and we ran back to the village like girls. Afterwards me and my men had a cup of tea.
_ Lord Billy von Whale's diary
Today I heard wonderfull stories about large beasts made out of a brownish mud who ate children.
I was curious to the extreme and thus I confiscated a child form the locals. We brought the child to the water and ...
By Elizabeth's hairy balls, A Mud Monster came out of the water! The child was sucked into the thing and we ran back to the village like girls. Afterwards me and my men had a cup of tea.
_ Lord Billy von Whale's diary
Mud Monster
When a girl is twerking on a naked man and she sharts on his cock, making it look like a mud monster.
Gurl 1: omg I accidentally gave him a mud monster last night
Gurl 2: omg what happened
Gurl 1: he totally was into it though
Gurl 2: omg what happened
Gurl 1: he totally was into it though
Mud Monster
when you have so much fun you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.
may we all be mud monster.
Mud Monster
When you're having to much fun that you wouldn't notice that you were covered in shit.
"My friend and I we're were mud monsters in the backyard."
mud monster
when you have so much fun that you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit.
"may we all be mud monsters."