mud on the turtle
When a man engages in anal sex, his cock, the head of a turtle, sometimes becomes covered in mud or such. A slang used in West Texas , so I have been told.
Donnie told we after he screwed Denise up the ass, he got mud on the turtle. Or as they say, Got mud on your turtle lately?
mud for my turtle
Getting laid
After the drive in we went to a park and I got laid in the front seat of my car. My first love, circa 1960. Got some my mud for my turtle
Getting Mud for the Turtle
To engage in anal intercourse; to insert one's penis into another's rectum.
I accidently walked in on Dad and Aunt Gloria. he had her bent over and was getting mud for the turtle. I may need to seek therapy.
Mud for my turtle
Having sex, fucking, getting pussy
Me: "So whats been going on with you?"
My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"
My grandfather: "Oh, just tryin to get some mud for my turtle"
mud on my turtle
CB lingo. A male trucker who wants to engage in anal intercourse with another male trucker.
Breaker, breaker. Any takers? Good ol' boy lookin' for some mud on my turtle. It's a big 10-4.
Get a little mud on your turtle
Anal sex. Any form of that said.
Seriously? You wanna get a little mud on your turtle? Ok, I'm down with a good hard assfuckin....
Mud turtle
Extremely large African female with attitude.
Big ole fukin mud turtle tried to pick a fight.