Muesli Muncher
adj. One who pursues the outdoors with unnecessary zeal.
* "Did you hear the cry of that rare native bird?"
"No, out of my way muesli muncher"
* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."
"Hmm. You're a fucking muesli muncher"
* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were a muesli muncher"
* "Muesli muncher!"
"No, out of my way muesli muncher"
* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."
"Hmm. You're a fucking muesli muncher"
* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were a muesli muncher"
* "Muesli muncher!"