muffin cruncher
The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)
"I heard he likes it rough."
"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"
"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"
muffin cruncher
A female who prefers muffin to schlong.
She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.