Muffin Punched
Overseas in Iraq the Army soldiers would throw as hard as they can, full sized individual wrapped Otis spunked muffins @ civilians.
I just threw this muffin at that kids face. Hit him so hard he almost fell over. I muffin punched him!
muffin punch
To punch in ones muffin. Muffin = face, pussy, universal phrase can be used at any time.
"its muffin punching time"
Keep talkin shit and your getting it in the muffin"
Hes about to get muffin punched
Keep talkin shit and your getting it in the muffin"
Hes about to get muffin punched
Muffin Punch
A Muffin Punch (informally known as a Punchmeister) is a cocktail typically comprised of butterscotch DeKuyper, vodka and a dash of Bailey's. Usually drunk as an accompaniment to shilling your crypto-bags on Twitter or relaxing in the bath listening to an episode of the world's greatest cryptocurrency podcast, Crypto Weekly.
I'm buying up large quantities of rope stocks sipping on a Muffin Punch.
Punched muffin
A very unattractive woman
Some bro: dude, that chick is ugly!
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin
Andrew: she's about as appealing as a punched muffin