muffin puncher
Someone at Dunkin Donuts who punches muffins, yet to be delivered, with the sole purpose of relieving stress.
I'm glad he didn't kick the dog, but did that Muffin Puncher really have to ruin my coffee cake pastry?
muffin puncher
Someone who punches someone else's muffin. (Face,pussy,ass,etc.)
Seth punched sal in the muffin, he's quite the muffin puncher.muffin punch
Ian punched Melissa's muffin until she couldn't walk, he's a grade A muffin puncher.muffin punch
Ian punched Melissa's muffin until she couldn't walk, he's a grade A muffin puncher.muffin punch
muffin snuggling pirate puncher
a person who is a complete dumbass
“Get out of the drive way you muffin snuggling pirate puncher!”