Muffin Sweater

A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs).

Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?"

Kelton: "No, why?"

Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!"

Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?"

muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.

"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.

Sweater Muffins

Sweat·er Muf·fins
(pl. n.)

1. Slang for breasts that look good from under a sweater, usually of the perky variety.
2. A very silly synonym for a woman's chest.

"Gina, I see you brought sweater muffins! Going to share them with us?"

sweater muffins

Women's breasts that are deformed. Usually resulting in the look of a muffin. Also, used to describe a woman's breast when the woman is wearing a small sweater.

Look at Paris Hilton's sweater muffins.

俚语	muffin sweater
释义	Muffin Sweater A term used to describe a woman whose vagina is covered with pubic hair (i.e. she is unshaven downstairs). Ben: "Yo, didja see Vicki naked lately?" Kelton: "No, why?" Ben: "Bitch has a MUFFIN SWEATER goin' on!" Kelton: "Time to shave that shit, eh?" muffins with sweaters fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters. "my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters. Sweater Muffins Sweat·er Muf·fins (pl. n.) 1. Slang for breasts that look good from under a sweater, usually of the perky variety. 2. A very silly synonym for a woman's chest. "Gina, I see you brought sweater muffins! Going to share them with us?" sweater muffins Women's breasts that are deformed. Usually resulting in the look of a muffin. Also, used to describe a woman's breast when the woman is wearing a small sweater. Look at Paris Hilton's sweater muffins.
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