Muffintology

A faux religion dictating humping bookbags as a sport, drawing Sharpie on your arms is art, doing stupid dances in public is cool, the crazier the outfit the better, wearing things that don't match is a fashion statement, kaleidoscopes are awesome, food rocks out loud and your mission in life is to freak people out, become a success on your own terms & not hurting too many people along the way.