Muffling
A term popularised by comedian Russell Howard, referring to the act by which a woman rubs her vagina flaps over the face of another person.
The male equivalent of the act is a teabag.
The male equivalent of the act is a teabag.
Queen Elizabeth left Prince Phillip gasping for air after making him endure a long seasion of muffling.
Muffling
It’s Tea-bagging but with a vagina instead
“Linda’s muffling Karen again, snapchat it woohooo”
Muffling
small patches of short, scruffy body hair that grow on random parts of a person's body, espcially the underchin and upper ass
Hey Brian, shave your filthy ass muffling off the side of your face.
Muffling
A perverted necrophilistic sexual act, in which one person puts their mouth against the genitals of a female corpse, while the other jumps on the corpse's stomach, causing the entrails to burst through the vagina, and into the mouth of the first person.
Bryan and I are going to the graveyard tonight to go muffling!
muffling
When a woman/girl teabags and rubs her muff (vagina) in another womans/girls face.
The Queen was muffling Trump.
muffle
To rub one's vagina on someone else's face when they are unconscious
sussan: oh no lisa's out cold
carol: sussan get the camera, this is muffleing
carol: sussan get the camera, this is muffleing
Muffled
verb (passive): to be smothered by a woman's muff in an unpleasant or aggressive manner (NB: usually ref.s to the muff of an obese woman)
"What happened to Chris last night?"
"Oh, dude, he was wasted at the bar and got picked up by this minging fat bitch!"
"Oh man, is he a plumper humper?"
"No dude, I bet she totally muffled him."
"Oh, dude, he was wasted at the bar and got picked up by this minging fat bitch!"
"Oh man, is he a plumper humper?"
"No dude, I bet she totally muffled him."