Muff Monster
Totally a dyke term.
Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.
Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.
I heard she was a total muff monster.
muff monsters
a more laid back term for female pubic lice
"holly's been to the doctors..."
"has she?"
"yea she thinks she's contracted muff monsters"
"has she?"
"yea she thinks she's contracted muff monsters"
cock eyed muff monster
the bitch next door with the crazy eye
my life is shit, hell i live next to a cock eyed muff monster
Monster Muff
Female pubic hair that reaches 1-1.5 inches below the belly button, depending on body type. Reminiscent of a dark colored shag carpet sample and not to be confused with a happy trail.
Yo man that girl i got with last night had a serious monster muff, im talking serious poof ball afro puff steez.
Monster Muff
shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick
Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!