muff munch
One who likes to go down on, eat, and somewhat munch the genitals of a female.
I'm so into pussy, I'd muff munch your mum anyday.
muff-munch
a hyphenated, slang alliteration term used to describe the act of one 'munching' on one's vagina. in other words licking someone out.
I'd like to give you a muff-munch :P
muff munching
The art of applying cunnilingus to a particularly hairy minge.
I was having a rather expensive meal with my family, when suddenly my little sister spied a couple of tramps munching the muff of a dead woman.
carpet munching muff diver
a big fat lesbian.
usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.
usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.
wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.
i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.
i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.
Munch Muff
The act of eating a lady’s box or cooter; going down on a female’s notorious V.A.G.
Hey man, did you hear? The teacher let Phil munch muff after class yesterday! She must have wanted him bad.