muff punt
Kicking a woman squarely in the crotch, directly between the legs, in order to get the top of the foot squarely on the lady organ. you could possibly get air like a football if you kick hard enough.
Girl, if you don't back up off me I will muff punt you so hard! Leave me alone, I'll muff punt you.
muff punt
when you quarterback snick a girls ass hole
My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night
muff-punt
a swift kick to the hooch
Jill told me she hated Zeppelin, so I muff-punted that bitch.
muff punting
literally, to punt a muff.
the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..
the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..
"She dumped me, so me and the guys went over to the sorrority house to do a little muff punting."