Muldowney
Petite young woman with dark hair and freckles who has a twin brother, tall, fat, and blonde. Possibly a changeling! Loves to wear plaid skirts in high school, but matures to silky lingerie, which by the time she takes it all off makes you forget any and all previous articles of clothing she might have been wearing. Mesmerizingly facile. Often goes by two names which rhyme, but are never used simultaneously.
A) Facile?
B) Not really.
A) Muldowney?
B) Doesn't rhyme!
B) Not really.
A) Muldowney?
B) Doesn't rhyme!
Shirley Muldowney
An anal sex act between inebriated race fans using red hots cinnamon candy for added stimulation
Nice job on that Shirley Muldowney! My ass is on fire this morning and I am going to miss the race.