mumaw
1. Someone who often accidentally gets stuck in elevators
2. A Negative Nancy!!!
3. A gay hater
4. Rearer of the cows
5. Compulsive whiner who accidentally encounters "tragedies"
2. A Negative Nancy!!!
3. A gay hater
4. Rearer of the cows
5. Compulsive whiner who accidentally encounters "tragedies"
1. I'm sorry professor the elevator pulled a mumaw and i got stuck - can i have an extension??
2. wow, that glass is so mumaw
3. Mumaw: look there are the gays
4. I went cow-tipping last night, Mumaw will be so pissed.
5. Mumaw: My mother just died
Other: For the 15th time?!?!?!
2. wow, that glass is so mumaw
3. Mumaw: look there are the gays
4. I went cow-tipping last night, Mumaw will be so pissed.
5. Mumaw: My mother just died
Other: For the 15th time?!?!?!
Mumaw
The sad queef when a guy loses his hard on in the middle of sex and pulls his flaccid dick out.
Dude, I was going to town on Maggie when I accidentally thought of my grandma. I lost my boner and to top it off, she let out a mumaw when I pulled out
Dirty Mumaw
When you are jerking off and you fart. You then huff the fart and that makes you blow your load!
When my wife isn't home, I love to give myself a Dirty Mumaw.
Mumaw's Law
The ultimate reality that shit is gonna happen, and its gonna happen to us.
"What are the odds of that happening???"
"I'm a Mumaw, so pretty likely. Its Mumaw's law.....like Murphys Law....but with my family."
"I'm a Mumaw, so pretty likely. Its Mumaw's law.....like Murphys Law....but with my family."