mumblelard
A man or woman who is incapable of processing simple information or communicating simple information.
First Guy: I hear a phone ringing.
Second Guy: Its coming from your pocket, mumblelard.
OR
First Guy: What's going here?
Second Guy: NRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHTHM
First Guy: You mumblelard.
Second Guy: Its coming from your pocket, mumblelard.
OR
First Guy: What's going here?
Second Guy: NRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHTHM
First Guy: You mumblelard.