Mume

A little shit with ass-hair on their forehead who screams at night to mate the oof. It makes a oof sound whenever it gets ass-hair tendensies.

Pronounced: (Mū-mhm)
Part Of Speech: Adj.
Definition:
Slang term for white people often used by African Americans.
Synonyms: Whitey, Cracker, Sour Cream.
Antonyms: Nigger, Blackie, Obsidian Face.

Like ageing but totally irrelevant to age. Just the effects of motherhood. I.e (back pain) (memory loss) (sleeplessness) (constipation)

this is where one attempts to screw a mother

Your muming is an urban game played from a vehicle. Usuall directed at chavs, townies or any group of yobish youths; your muming is a chance to return some abuse.

Whilst driving past a large group of the above mentioned sub-human species, the driver should slow down, and a passenger in the rear should roll the window down, and in a pretenscious snobbish voice shout "I say old chap, Your mum" at which point the driver will accelerate and depart quickly.

Your muming is an entertaining game, however participants should never conduct this activity in their own area, or else retribution may follow (If they can spell retribution that is) Please note this activity is only to be conducted against people who deserve it, attacking random members of the publinc in this manner will have you branded as low class chav scum

not trying to wear a mask and not believe in covid 19

when you are listening to a song and only know half the words so you sing and hum at the same time.