Mumphlin

Is a person who works at a bar and comes home to order pizza at 7pm and drink two bottle of Beringer wine that has the taste as if the person had vomit in there mouth and then they will try to get the person to do stuff for them after you had explained it 5 times but they will forget and drink them selves into a oblivion and have a deranged look on there face like the cross dressing gremlin that was confused and could have been yoda in his younger days and look back and say “young I was mistakes I’ve made”