Mumpties
slightly bruised banana, grown in the Tuna Town of Adelaide.
E! What the fuck r u fucking mumpties doing
mumpty
A word that is used to call someone a moron and a numpty at the same time.
DAN: 2+2 = 5
TEACHER: YOU ABSOLUTE MUMPTY
TEACHER: YOU ABSOLUTE MUMPTY
Mumpty
A Mumpty is a Mum who is far cooler than normal Mums. A Mumpty never tells you to turn your music down, likes your friends, gets pissed with you, provides you with money for extra curricular activities and doesn't set a curfue.
I told Mumpty I wasn't coming back for tea tonight.
Mumpty's coming to the pub with us tonight.
Mumpty's coming to the pub with us tonight.
mumpty
A storage area in a house, usually on the top floor.
The mumpty has become all dusty...we need to clear it up.
mumpty
A storage area, usually consists of one whole group.
Eg: The mumpty upstairs needs sorting out.