Munchiez
A fat white cat who loves to smoke pot and and eat anything in sight. she enjoys her days laying by the window on her back enjoying the breeze. Although munchiez loves to be pet all day and night, if you touch her nipples she will strike fiercely. Munchiez being as fat as she is, she has a hair loss disorder, she never looks bald because she is so hairy which works in her favor because she remains very soft and cute.
Woman: Don't rub up on my nipples or ill go munchiez on your a**!
Man: Ok ok, ill just rub your soft hair.
Man: Ok ok, ill just rub your soft hair.