munker
Anything small or mini.
That chinchilla is so small, it's a munker.
munker
A cross between a man-cave and a bunker, the purpose of which is to allow the male ego to survive and flourish amidst nuclear war, biological attack, and artillery bombardments. Must be well-stocked with cold beer, sports memorabelia, flatscreen TV, and pre-recorded sports games from the past 10 years.
As the ground rattled around him, Jacob took comfort in a frosty brew and the 2009 World Series replay, knowing that he would be safe from all enemy attacks in his well-fortified munker.
munkered
Seriously messed up, broken, or damaged as if fuckered by monkeys.
"I'm sorry sir, but your car is completely munkered!"
chunker munker
a state of being when one feels shapely, not obese or fat, just a little chunky. munker should be stated with eyebrow emphasis. the state of chunker munker usually comes about after excessive eating or alcohol consumption.
i was such a chunker munker today because i dipped my hersheys bar into a jar of peanut butter
i can't wear that shirt tonight because i had so much cheesey bread and now i feel like a chunker munker
i can't wear that shirt tonight because i had so much cheesey bread and now i feel like a chunker munker
Dick Munker
A person who compulsively Jerks off with fervor, has white knuckles from inner tension, and tends to be slathered or heavily encrusted in Gobs of Man Milk.
These people resemble the lesser primates, usually with a penis always at hand, And have The propensity to Bogart All the eats.
These people resemble the lesser primates, usually with a penis always at hand, And have The propensity to Bogart All the eats.
"Fuck you, Dick Munker!"
minni munker
n.
your ass. Created by being confused with "money maker".
your ass. Created by being confused with "money maker".
Shake yo' minni munker!
Cock Munker
when said person is being an absolute pussy but also likes giving head
you absolute cock munker!