muppeteer
A person profficient in the art of being a complete muppet. - see muppet
I am/You are the muppeteer.
muppeteer
a suitably comedically incompetent controller of muppets
the sven goran ericcson what a fucking muppeteer
Muppet
A person who is ignorant and generally has no idea about anything.
Don't talk to me like ya know me, ya muppet
Muppetting
Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.
My shoulder still hurts from muppetting her last night.
Muppet
A right useless fuckwit.
Fuck off Tony Abbott, you muppet
Muppeted
A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.
I got Muppeted when I tried to tell John that he was wrong about socialist economic policy.
muppets
An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.
"You bloody muppet!"
"That temp agency has sent us nothing but muppets."
"That temp agency has sent us nothing but muppets."