Muppet Hands
A person wearing fleece or knit gloves.
What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.
What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.
How'd you total your car?
I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.
I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.
one handed muppet strangler
Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.