Muppet Strangler
One who applies sufficient pressure to the taint as to restrict the flow of seminal fluid during ejaculation
I was with this chick who was a Muppet Strangler, she squeezed my gouch so I couldnt cum. The evil bitch.
one handed muppet strangler
Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.